Thursday, June 30, 2011

MOSSTRADAMUS

...And If you think that this man is speaking strictly with emotion or "with his heart", because of his born into fanship with the Saints, you don't know doggy shit.  The same year the Saints won their first play-off game against the Rams in 2000, every idiot in New Orleans(75% of fans) was saying right after the game "WE GOIN TO DA SUPERBOWL".  Mosstradamus, although wishing these fools would be correct,  knew that there was no way in hell they would get past the NY G-Men, who ended up making it to the Bowl that year.  So expect nothing else but to here it like it most probablly is.

MOSSTRADAMUS

Says..."The New Orleans Saints will win at least another NFL Championship by 2014, which would be within the next two seasons"...      "WATCH!"

MOSSTRADAMUS

2011 NFL Predictions:                                                              
New Orleans Saints to win 12 or 13 games
Chicago Bears to miss play-offs                                                         
Detroit Lions to finish at least 8-8
Cincinatti Bengals will be a team not to sleep on
Colts will decline more

MOSSTRADAMUS

This man represents himself basically as a football god and a prophet.  His knowledge of the game and how things pan out in the long run are amazing.  A true math wiz, Mosstradamus plays a role with his mind as one of the computers that the "Brainstrust" uses to pick games, only he is human.  He knows all the statistics and does a great job of crunching numbers and coming up with good scores and lines.  This man has a very accurate idea of what the bookies are thinking and what's really going to happen, as do a lot of bookmakers, but when Mosstradamus has a vision he has compiled in his head and his instincts talk to him, he makes the prediction at the book's cost at let's say 12/1.   This is where he has an advantage, and with his great ability to predict he knows how to identify the "money" games.  So stay tuned for some of the prophecies and predictions from the one and only.  If we were to begin to tell you some of the predictions he made and nailed within the last decade you probably wouldn't even believe it.  So you will have to just find out now.

NFL Football

I am so fuckin ready for football, it's not normal.  We are going to get it(don't forget college), but I can't stand this uncertainty of whether or not the REAL thing will be here on time.  I understand there's optimism that a deal is close but these titheads still have not agreed, and we don't know how close they really are.  I know this, like my boy Money told me today they don't want to lose that September 11th Kick-Off day or any of that week including the opener on the 8th.  That will be a real hit for the League and then they will know it's "shit or get off the pot" time, but let's hope like hell it doesn't come to that.  So to all you real fans (not you assholes that watch 16 games a year, you know who you are)  when they do get this deal done it will be a time to celebrate.  We are going to celebrate the fact that greed and  power are not going to take our fuckin pastime away...Hopefully by July 15th

Tuesday, June 14, 2011

Message to Lebron

FUCK YOU!!!    I used to be a huge fan of yours after just your first NBA game.  I thought you were amazingly the real deal.  I also admired your ability to handle all the pressure at such a young age.  I was mesmerized by your ability and strength on the basketball court, and the fact that you were a Capricorn, born 4 days after me.  Capricorns are known to be strong people.  Well I guess it doesn't say anything about them possibly being dumb and ignorant does it?  What happened man?  I'll tell you.  Two years ago when you lost the Confernce Finals to Dwight and the Magic, you left the court and didn't shake anyone's hand.  This is just kind of immature and shows bad sportsmanship, but it's ok to be a sore loser sometimes, I know I am.  I did understand at that point how you felt at that moment and made an exception for you cause you were my boy.  I then saw you come up real short against Boston last year and heard you say one of the stupidest things a leader of a team can say. It was "I have a few bad games in 7 years and the fans are upset,  I must have spoiled them"  You are so fuckin lost it's a shame.  I did not like you anymore at this point, and realized you were never going to be a closer.  You went to the Heat and I thought you guys would win like 3 rings and maybe even the first year.  Well If you just had a fuckin sack son.  Your team could have and should have won this series in 6, instead you decided to not even step up to the plate and sit in the dugout and play with your tallywhacker you COCKRAG.  All I can say is you are a fuckin PUSSY Lebron and I now hate you.  I know your not going to read this and don't give a fuck anyhow, cause your rich and live in South Beach, and your going to go have a fivesome with beautiful babies in a hot tub tonight and the next, but you can't ever change the fact that your mom fucks losers like your Dad and Delonte West. HA Bitch what you gota say?

Thursday, June 2, 2011

Sport's Purgatory

To all my brothers and only friends, hail to the rest of the NBA Finals.  Maybe even the Stanley Cup, which has been exciting, and they both should be fun series to watch.  Enjoy it while it lasts, because we are approaching a period of time I like to call "Sport's Purgatory".  You should be able to get it, I mean the Catholic religion is most popular in America right?   Well folks it can be like hell, especially down here in the Big EZ, my boys it's hotter than the Devil's trousers SON!  We also typically don't like baseball all that much here in Nawlins, in fact, I really can't even stand to watch the highlights.  I know it is too far away, but I can't help but get frickin ancy about football.  Wait a minute.  What if we don't have it.  I'm pretty damn sure we will have it, just shortened by a game or two.  Well all I will end this on is that my Saints did have what I think was an excellent draft, and it will be fucking ON  this season.  If we lose that first Thursday Kick-Off game I won't like it, but on the other hand I'd rather play them in January in the Superdome, if ya know what I mean.........

Wednesday, June 1, 2011

NBA FInals

So look at that shit, man.  As some superstitious fools would say, I jinxed the Bulls.  Ok I do have those powers, I guess.  Let's see, maybe it's because I made a good decision going with the Heat to win it all in the first place,  because they probablly will.  I know I was stupid, for judging game 1 like that, well, what can I say?   We did learn to never judge the first game....Heat in 6 or 7.